That night, I... was murdered.
Don't die...
Then I met this illusionary girl.
Stop.
Don't look!
Don't look at me!
Aikawa...
How- Why are you doing this?
I'm ruined!
I'm... a zombie.
Oh, and I'm a Masou-Shoujo.
No, I'm a Vampire-Ninja.
tsuki ga egakidashita shirueeto
月が描き出した シルエット
The moon has been drawn within the silhouette
kanzenmuketsu no tenshi sanjou
完全無欠の 天使参上
Flawless calling of an angel
cute na body miyo everybody
CuteなBody 見よeverybody
Everybody look at this cute body
bonyarishiteru jikan wa nai no
ぼんやりしてる 時間はないの
No time for absent-mindedness
manneri na yoru ni haaku shichau
マンネリな夜に hackしちゃう
Hack through the dull night
kiwadoi rain (dou saretai)
きわどいline (どうされたい)
Dangerous line (How do you want to do it?)
guudo dezain (nani ga hoshii?)
グッドデザイン (何が欲しい?)
Good design (What do you want?)
suki wo nogasanaide mujaki na kiba wo muku
スキを逃さないで 無邪気な牙をむく
Without losing the chance, I bare my innocent fangs
hora anata no sugu ushiro
ほらアナタのすぐ後ろ
Look, directly behind you
tsubasa ga nakutemo kono jumon ga aru
つばさが無くても この呪文がある
Even without wings, we have this spell
bokutachi naraba kinou yori takaku toberu
僕達ならば 昨日より 高く飛べる
If it's us, we can jump higher than yesterday
chiisana hoshi no chiisana himegoto
小さな星の 小さな秘め事
A small star's tiny secret
daremo shiranai himitsu no kiiwaado
誰も知らない 秘密のキーワード
Nobody knows the secret's keyword
ma-ka-se-te tonight
魔 力 セ テ Tonight
Leave it to me Tonight
One day this strange looking guy...
...came from a faraway land.
In the end, I wasn't ruined.
Using my magical powers,
I was able to fix the things that were damaged,
and erase the memories of those who saw me.
Seems like anything can be done, being a Masou-Shoujo.
However, I'm still not happy about becoming one.
It's been a week since then.
There hasn't been any Megalo attacks,
and I'm slowly getting used to these new aspects of my life.
It's not that I'm a tolerant person.
I just don't want to think about these troublesome things.
That's all there is to it.
Now then, time for lunch.
I have confidence in my fried eggs.
I-It's not like... I made it for you or anything...
Even though it seems like you locked yourself in the kitchen and tried your best?
I admit, it does look tasty.
I'd like some different side dishes for tomorrow.
Where's the rice?!
Give me a break.
I already had a feeling that it'd end up like this.
Aikawa, it's rare for you to bring lunch.
As you'd expect, that idiot went too far.
I love fried eggs.
So good! What's with this flavour?!
What're you saying? How can fried eggs be...
What is with this delicious flavour?!
Everyone! Aikawa's bento is amazing!
Delicious!
Trade me for this bread, OK?
I'm home!
That proud face of yours... I'll let it go this time.
It's because I'm a prodigy, right?
I never thought you'd be so good at cooking.
Next time make something different, and put some rice in there at least.
Shut up! It's fried eggs every day for the likes of you!
I don't understand you at all.
I'm hungry.
Didn't you ever think about making something by yourself?
I want to eat something besides fried eggs.
Sure thing.
I'll make dinner soon.
It's ready!
So this is kimchi with pork?
I'm going to eat so much.
Can't you react normally?
I wanted to try acting like I was from another world.
What kind of game is that?
She's fast!
Got it.
Meat too.
It's because Onii-chan got home so late,
This is the delusion of our weak-hearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV Kanai Mika)
and my tummy wouldn't stop growling!
I'm so sorry! Eat up!
After dinner, I want to have a bath with Onii-chan.
But you're so big already, I guess it can't be helped.
Huh? What?
Truffles.
That's not happening.
Wow, I never knew the food here could restore this much magical power.
Ayumu, give me a lot more!
OK, OK.
Rice, rice! Hurry!
Just wait, I'm doing it now.
Well, whatever the reason,
Haruna seems to be quite harmless.
It should be fine like this for a while.
Double, double, more!
In an ohitsu. [Note: Ohitsu is a round, wooden container for rice.]
This is the delusion of our weak-hearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV Kanai Mika)
Onii-chan's rice is the best.
Yeah, yeah. Being your Onii-chan isn't easy.
I'd like some miso soup, instead.
Sure, sure.
Um... Who are you?
Miso soup.
Ms. Miso soup?
Thanks for the meal.
We seem to be about the same age.
So... Who is this?
You're not a friend of Haruna's?
Then...
Not a friend of Eu's, either.
Hey, you.
Could you do a short self-introduction for us?
Understood.
My name is Seraphim.
A foreigner?!
You came from an unexpected place.
I like the Swallow Reversal Technique.
My speciality is the Swallow Reversal Technique.
My hobby is the Swallow Reversal Technique.
It's all about the Swallow Reversal Technique, huh?
What are you here for?
For Eucliwood Hellscythe-dono.
I require her assistance.
For my mission, Hellscythe-dono must accompany me.
Where to?
The ninja village.
A place like that still exists?
So, you're a ninja?
Yes, I'm a Vampire-Ninja.
Vampire?
Ayumu, don't worry about her. Send her away.
We probably don't need to do that, Eu.
Ayumu, don't worry about her. Just do it. Send her away.
By the way, what are you to Hellscythe?
You could call me Eu's guardian or...
This is the delusion of our weak-hearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV Kanai Mika)
Onii-chan!
Manservant.
Call me Onii-chan, please.
Then I will also become your servant.
Please, call me Sera.
One servant is enough.
Then, I'll take the place of this seemingly feeble-minded man.
You entered my house without permission, and now you're insulting me?
There's no more need for me to be polite to a worthless idiot.
Let's go somewhere without people.
If possible, I wouldn't want to fight a girl.
I will make it clear to you which of us should be Hellscythe-dono's servant.
Hey.
I don't need any help.
Like I'd ever help you.
Hurry up and get started.
You really do as you please, don't you?
Looking away is dangerous.
Sera-san, was it?
Do you really intend to kill me?
If it's for my mission, it can't be helped.
However, you are not a human with life.
You know that much?
After all, I'm a ninja.
I'll cut you up until you are incapable of fighting.
Even though I'm a zombie, I still feel pain, you know.
Do you want to surrender?
Eu told me to send you away.
Then, here I come!
I like the Swallow Reversal Technique.
My speciality is the Swallow Reversal Technique.
My hobby...
...is the Swallow Reversal Technique!
She's strong!
To call yourself Hellscythe-dono's servant like this...
What a joke.
You damned insect.
Damn insect!
Thanks for the meal!
I underestimated her. She's strong!
The Swallow Reversal Technique...
It takes me so much just to barely dodge it.
It's over!
What?!
200 percent!
With this, you can no longer use your Swallow Reversal Technique.
You-
Take this!
250 percent!
Ouch...
Swallow Reversal Technique!
Eight Slashes!
What?!
I'm...
...a zombie.
I have been defeated.
As expected from a servant of Hellscythe-dono.
Then...
Yes, I shall return home.
You're in a hurry.
It's the pride of being a Vampire-Ninja.
Well then.
Vampire-Ninja Seraphim...
What a formidable opponent.
Next time, I don't know if I'll be able to win or not.
We're home!
Why are you still here?
Didn't you go home?
This is home.
Oh, I get it!
So you returned to my home!
You plan on staying here?!
You lost the fight, right?!
What about it?
What happened to the pride of a Vampire-Ninja?
"To complete my mission no matter what."
That is the pride of a ninja.
What is she talking about?
I want to know too.
I guess I have no choice.
I will become this disgusting man's servant.
So, let me be by your side, Hellscythe-dono.
Disgusting?
Huh?
My servant?
Then you'll have to listen to whatever I say.
For example, you must wear a maid uniform and be nice every morning.
Master, it's morning.
And then in the bath...
"Master's back is so big!"
...or something.
But first...
Call me Onii-chan!
No, you're gross.
Eh? Then, could you at least call me Master or something?
No. You damn insect!
What a frightening woman!
You're a damn insect?
No!
First it's a Masou-Shoujo,
now it's a Vampire-Ninja?
At least, I won't be bored anymore.
Excuse me.
Hellscythe-dono has closed off her heart.
You've only just met her, so what do you know?
I'm pretty sure I'm more of an expert with young women than some stupid man.
That's just Eu's personality.
Really?
She seems to have her own reasons for being like that.
The way she is now,
it doesn't seem like she'll listen to my requests.
Damn insect, do something about it please.
Eu's heart, huh?
That night, a month ago.
My eyes were captivated by a silver-haired girl in armour.
Excuse me, do you believe in UFOs?
Shit!
My once-in-a-lifetime pickup line failed!
I've made a strange atmosphere.
What should I do?
Um...
I'll break dance!
So old!
Hey! Yo! Yo, yo, yo!
Check it out! Man! I'm so awesome!
That's love!
Your eyes totally trapped me!
My heart is gradually-
Shit, I screwed up.
I was stupid to think I could talk to a girl I didn't know!
It was interesting.
So, don't do it again.
What's that?
What kind of person are you?
What kind of person do you see me as?
No matter how I look, a mysterious idiot.
That's about right.
In the end, she never said a word,
though her right hand spoke a lot.
I didn't think talking to a cute girl could be this much fun.
After I met Eu, I understood how fun it was.
Well then, if you're here by yourself this late, people will hit on you.
See you!
Be careful.
Awesome.
I spoke to a girl I didn't even know. Awesome!
Blood?
Serial Murderer
This is...
Serial Murderer
Should I call an ambulance?
No, the police?
Help me, no!
What should I do?
But...
What am I doing?
There's no way I can help...
Even if I find the murderer, what would I do?
Damn.
What's this?
This is no joke.
That scream was from the second floor.
My body...
...won't move...
What was I thinking, trying to be a hero...
It's painful... I can't breathe...
Don't die...
You...
I'm... alive?
You're dead.
You're a death god?
I just placed you in stasis.
Just who are you?
Necromancer.
A necromancer?
Wait!
What the hell happened...
Don't worry. I'll be with you.
That's how I became a zombie.
So, I'm a necromancer's servant,
but what does Eu really think of me?
Ayumu, seconds!
Give me another heaping bowl!
Ah, fine, fine.
I want more miso soup.
Fine, fine.
Sera-san, you've completely made yourself at home...
It's to prepare for a long battle.
What do you mean?
The Vampire-Ninja village war has been continuing for a hundred years.
Huh?
I don't think anything would happen over one or two days.
You must be having a hard time, too.
I don't need any sympathy from a zombie, you damn insect.
What is with this frightening woman?
Ayumu, here! Today's bento.
It's not all fried eggs again, is it?
Don't ruin my fun.
Can you make a bento without thinking of a surprise, please?
Whatever.
Haruna's fried eggs are really delicious.
O-Of course.
Who do you think I am?
Don't laugh! It's gross.
Yes, it's gross.
Hey, you two...
But, Haruna-san...
Can you at least put in some white rice?
Do it yourself!
Die! Idiot!
Do not use those words so lightly.
W-What?
Eu, Haruna wasn't being serious.
Isn't that right?
Shut up! Don't pet my head, idiot Ayumu!
Die! Die! Just die!
W-What are you doing?!
Death is painful.
Eu...
Eat it...
Make sure you eat it!
What? It's raining today?
It was as if the sky was crying for Eu.
Seconds.
Do it quickly.
Damn insect.
Way to ruin the mood.
hizashi mabushii gogo kaaten hiite
日差しまぶしい午後 カーテン引いて
As the sun shines radiantly in the afternoon, I pull back the curtain.
suyasuya nemuru anata no negao wo mitsumete
スヤスヤ眠る あなたの寝顔を見つめて
I stare at your sleeping face, as you snooze away.
nanika goyou desu ka? toikaketemo me wo fuseru kimi
何か御用ですか? 問いかけても 目を伏せる君
Do you want something? Even as if I ask, you cast your eyes down.
boku no kao nani ga tsuiteru?
僕の顔 何か付いてる?
Is there something on my face?
ano ko mitaku ooki na koe de warai aetanara
あの娘みたく 大きな声で笑い合えたなら
Looking after that kid, if we came together to laugh loudly,
sukoshi chikadzukeru no futari furete mitai yo
少し近づけるの ふたり 触れてみたいよ
It's like we're touching a little closer together.
sono te ni
その手に
In those hands...
dokimaki douyou wo kakusenai
ドギマギ 動揺を隠せない
...don't hide your trembling nervousness.
nandaka ki ni naru kimi dakara
なんだか気になる 君だから
I'm a bit worried because of you.
me to me ga au dake demo
目と目が 合うだけでも
Even if our eyes only meet,
hazukashii
恥ずかしい
It's embarrassing.
hajimete no futarikiri houkago no yuuhi kirei da ne
初めての二人きり 放課後の夕日 キレイだね
Together for the first time, the setting sun is beautiful after school, right?
kimi to dakara nano kana?
君とだからなのかな?
I wonder if it's because I'm with you.
kidzuite zonbi sama
気づいてゾンビさま
I realise, Zombie-sama.
LOVE yori LIKE dane!
LOVEよりLIKEだね！
It's more "like" than "love"!
Therapy
Aikawa Ayumu-chan
Industry's Inexperienced Amateur
Ayumu-chan
It might not look like it
Humongous F-Cups
Charm Point
Chest Muscle
(16 years old)
Previous Job: Zombie Place of Birth: Tokyo
Personality: Nurturing Type: Versatile
We'll do our best next week too!
Be sure to watch!
Ayumu
Next episode 「Yes, I have Twin Tails」
Didn't you come too soon?
After all, I'm a ninja.
You're a ninja, yet your name is Seraphim.
One would think you were Western.
After all, I'm a vampire.
Not to mention your weapon is-
Shut up.
You damn insect scum.
Shall I turn you into a Vampire-Ninja?