Personal Tutor ~In the Nurses Office With a Beautiful Woman~
Got a minute?
If it's about that report, I still haven't finished it.
This is something different.
I have a renowned researcher who'd like to discuss something with you.
Seeing as how I lack any knowledge on the topic,
I'm here to ask for your opinion on the theory of magic.
Uneducated? You?
It's true.
I'm nothing compared to the knowledgeable teachers here.
Would you mind teaching me?
All right then, let's see if we can be of any help.
What is the topic?
What is mana?
Are you joking with us yet again?
Are you looking to expose the secrets of the universe?
Would you mind teaching me?
What is mana?
Well then, let's see if I can help you.
Are you looking to expose the secrets of the universe?
I'd like to expose the secrets of a woman's body with you.
We can take our time with that afterwards.
Okay?
How can magic have an affect on something so far away?
It'll take a while to explain.
You okay with that?
As long as you're okay with me smoking.
In a nutshell, magic is based on gravity.
Universal gravitation?
That's right.
Gravity affects every object.
Gravity even affects distant objects without doing anything.
But, just like how photons are an intermediary for the electrons in electricity,
I believe there is an intermediary.
Graviton.
Yes, that's right.
Similarly, magic also has particles that act as boosters.
If you go with that assumption, it could be considered a type of boson particle.
And that is... mana?
That's what I believe.
That's rather ambiguous.
Since you're an engineer, I'm sure you have come across this feeling long ago.
But this is where the monster, metatron, comes into play.
Metatron...
Spirits are simply representations of physical actions.
For example, a light spirit...
That's just photons at work.
A sun spirit is combustion.
Water is fluid.
Wind is just a gas.
A land spirit is a combination of electromagnetic atoms.
Each are different sorts of physical actions.
Then, the nest of Metatron, the spirit of the mana conduction phenomenon...
Doctor...
Hey.
Doctor.
Crewell!
Ah, yes?!
What were you daydreaming about?
Karyuusai-dono has something she'd like to ask you.
Oh, what is it?
For people who don't know anything about spirit familiars,
is it possible to touch... or even come in contact with one?
Here's a physician's opinion.
Normally, spirits are invisible to those who cannot detect spirits.
It's as if they don't exist.
After all, it's impossible to touch them.
Well, it's not completely unheard of.
Don't people say they could see spirits when they were kids?
If your brain synapse regresses to that of a child, even for only a moment,
would you still be unable to get near them?
In other words, it's rejuvenation.
Rejuvenation?
That was very helpful.
Ah, hold on.
Since you came all this way,
let me at least treat you to dinner.
I decline, Boy.
Rejuvenation?
Your rudeness is appalling.
Did I say something that upset her?
Well...
When it comes to someone as talented as Karyuusai-dono,
I suppose she would've noticed how you were having lewd delusions.
How?
Well, that's...
Spot on, eh?
There's no way-
Ouch!
senno ichi ni san hai!
せ～の いちにっさんはい！
One, two, three, let's go!
hoi!
ほい！
iyoooo pon!
いよーーーーっ ぽん！
ha ha ha ha ha ha haiya
ハッハッハッハッハッハッハイヤ
ha ha ha ha ha ha uu~
ハッハッハッハッハッハッ う～
saa saa saa
さぁさぁさぁ
koreyori goran itadakimasu no wa
これよりご覧いただきますのは
What you are about to observe
kabukimonotachi no eikoseisui
カブキ者たちの栄枯盛衰
Are the ups and downs of eccentric folk
jidai wa tsuneni nisshingeppo
時代は常に日進月歩
The era is continually progressing forward
kiitette yo rounyakunannyo
聞いてってよ老若男女
Listen up ladies and gents of all ages
ikken wa kanzenchouaku
一見は勧善懲悪
At first it seems like a play about morals
warumono domo wo ittouryoudan
悪者どもを一刀両断
Where the bad guys are cut in two
"demo honto ni sore dake de tanoshii no?"
「でもホントにそれだけで楽しいの？」
"But is that really enough to entertain you?"
mou nandatte konnyakumondou
もうなんだって蒟蒻問答
More than anything it's just absurd
ha ha ha ha ha ha haiya
ハッハッハッハッハッハッハイヤ