It's morning.
Today is August 31st.
It's the last day of summer vacation.
Despite that, I...
Senpai.
Good morning, Tsutsukakushi.
So this is where you were sleeping.
I've been looking for you.
Sorry.
After something like that,
I couldn't go back into the house.
Something like that?
I-I mean, last night when, uh...
The next time you peep at me, I will actually get mad.
R-Right!
As long as you understand.
What's going on inside this shed?
Don't be alarmed, but this is my room.
No, my house.
mou ikkai kocchi muite
もう一回こっち向いて
Look over here, one more time,
iitai koto ga motto aru kara
言いたいことが もっとあるから
because there are many things I want to say.
mou ikkai kocchi muite honki ga yureru ai no future
もう一回こっち向いて 本気が揺れる 愛の Future
Look over here, one more time, a future of love which really sways.
dakara kocchi muite mawaru chikyuu koi wo nosete
だから こっち向いて まわる地球 恋をのせて
So... Look over here. Put love around the Earth.
dakara kocchi muite guuzen ja nai FantaFuture
だから こっち向いて 偶然じゃない FantaFuture!
So... Look over here. It's not a coincidence, FantaFuture!
watashi kara sasou yuuki wo kudasai to tsuki ni negau no
私から 誘う勇気をくださいと 月に願うの
"The courage to invite him, please" I wished to the moon.
setsunai kokoro ni mahou wo kakete mimashou
切ないこころに 魔法をかけてみましょう
Let's put a spell on that sorrowful heart.
mirai he no chikamichi ne
未来への 近道ね
A shortcut to the future, right?
amaku na are egao de kimi yo tokechae
あまくなあれ! 笑顔で君よ とけちゃえ
A sweet "that"! Melting with a smile.
kyou no yozora wo mitsume chotto senobi de
今日の夜空を 見つめ…ちょっと 背伸びで
Staring at the night sky today... with a little stretch.
mou ikkai kocchi muite
もう一回こっち向いて
Look over here, one more time,
iitai koto ga motto aru kara
言いたいことが もっとあるから
because there are many things I want to say.
mou ikkai kocchi muite honki ga yureru ai no future
もう一回こっち向いて 本気が揺れる 愛の Future
Look over here, one more time, a future of love which really sways.
dakara kocchi muite mawaru chikyuu koi wo nosete
だから こっち向いて まわる地球 恋をのせて
So... Look over here. Put love around the Earth.
dakara kocchi muite guuzen ja nai FantaFuture
だから こっち向いて 偶然じゃない FantaFuture!
So... Look over here. It's not a coincidence, FantaFuture!
Welcome, My Friend
So you're saying your house was summoned to this storehouse, Senpai?
Is that right?
Everything in here is stuff that was in my house,
so that's all that comes to mind.
And look, there's a cat statue here too, right?
So I wonder if, maybe, it did something...
So this is all yours?
Three Hours Full of Boobies, and Oh, Glorious Mountains, huh...
Oh, um...
Street Corner Marshmallow Encounter.
How to Grow Delicious Melons.
The Hentai King and My Breasts.
T-Tsutsukakushi!
Please!
Forgive me already!
You're scratching up my heart, too!
Marshmallow Encounters 3.
I see that you like women with big breasts.
You're a pervert worse than non-burnable garbage.
Nah, I collected all those a while back,
so my preferences are different now.
So, how have your preferences changed, Senpai?
I used to only concentrate on the top,
but now I think the contrast with the bottom is important, too.
Stop!
The Stony Cat of the storehouse has to be the one that summoned my house here.
I didn't get to tell Tsutsukakushi,
but I was sure that was what happened.
If that's the case, I have to find out more about that statue.
There's only one person I can ask.
Incoming Call
Azuki Azusa
Incoming Call
Azuki Azusa
Incoming Call
Azuki Azusa
Sorry.
I don't have time to talk now.
Please leave a message.
I'm actually taking the time to call you!
You stupid perv!
You stupid hippopotamus!
What?
A cat statue in the storehouse?
Yeah.
I was wondering what's up with it.
That's the cat god that is enshrined in our house.
Our family has worshipped the cat god since ancient times.
W-Why does she have to make those noises?
You worship... the cat god?
The cat god settles in the houses of its followers.
It grants wishes and brings prosperity.
But it's also said that it brings the curse of a short life.
I can't concentrate on the explanation,
but I did hear her say something about granting wishes.
Hey, perv.
I'll kill you.
Huh?!
What?
What's wrong?
He's been staring at you like a pervert.
His eyes were like a criminal's, licking you all over.
T-They were not!
His eyes stripped your lower body bare.
It was like he was trying to impregnate you.
Like he was trying to shower you in his filthy DNA through pure lust.
Hey, what are you making a girl say, you pervert?
You said it on your own!
It's pretty bad when you make me cringe!
You're gonna leap right to the top of the pervert hierarchy!
Now, hold on.
I'm in the middle of a conversation with Yokodera.
You can discuss his filthy... whatever... later.
Yes, Captain.
Just you wait, filthy DNA.
So, Yokodera, why do you know about our cat god?
Gulp!
My little brother is really troublesome and likes to talk about things he has no idea about.
Right, so the thing about the Yokodera house being gone...
He just made it up.
I knew it.
So it was all to trick Tsukiko.
Yeah.
What a horrible guy, to make a move on such a cute girl.
Cute?
You better not be complimenting Tsukiko with insincere feelings.
If that were the case, you would be insulting her.
N-Not at all!
When I first saw your sister,
she was so cute that my chest tightened in surprise. Yes.
Then answer me.
If you were to define her cuteness with statistics...
According to phone, in-person, and exit polls conducted with six billion people at random,
her cuteness would always be at the top!
And if you were going to define it theoretically?
If "Your little sister is cute" is true,
then "All cute girls are little sisters" must also be true.
This is tautology, so as a result, your little sister is cute.
If you were going to define it in track terms?
Bubka with the wings of an angel!
Abebe with the red shoes!
Bolt shooting an arrow into the sky!
We understand each other.
Our opinions are completely the same from one to ten.
So you'd allow me to strangle your brother to death?
Of course!
Er, wait... to death?
Indeed.
Immediately.
First, you shall bring him to me.
When he appears, I'll hit him with a blunt object,
rendering him unconscious.
Then, I'll have him sit on a thousand needles.
After that, I'll skin him,
then I'll pour boiling water on him, followed by salt, pepper...
S-She's serious!
At this rate, I'll be an accomplice in my own murder!
and oroshi for a refined, yet wild, finish.
Wait!
Wait just one second!
What is it?
What does your sister think?
It doesn't sound like she dislikes my brother that much...
Tsukiko is being deceived.
But if my brother were to suddenly disappear,
your sister would remember him that way forever.
First, we have to do something about her feelings.
W-What needs to be done?
We need to seduce the target in order to shatter their relationship.
Seduce?
Once we tear them apart, your sister will lose interest in my brother,
so we'll be free to take care of him.
I see.
You're quite clever, Yokodera.
I'll hold off on strangling him to death until then.
Right.
Let's do that.
This cat statue grants wishes.
That's what Steel-san said.
I can find out if that's true or not with a test.
My wish right now would be...
Incoming Call
Azuki Azusa
Hello?
You finally picked up!
Do you feel some remorse now?!
Huh?
I'm asking if you feel as guilty as a troop of monkeys that ate too much!
For what?
You didn't think anything after hearing that voicemail message?!
Weren't you lonely when the phone wouldn't connect?
Didn't you feel your heart ache from being apart...
or lose sleep wondering what I was doing?
Didn't you feel like crying several times?
No, not at all.
Why are you mad, anyway?
Really?!
Don't make me say it!
You scamming rabbit... pompous magpie... jagged hippo!
Pardon?
And the bathing suit I bought was amazing, too!
Oh, it was a bikini, wasn't it?
Yeah!
You're a pervert, so why didn't you...
Right... Azusa Azusa in a bikini, huh?
I'm worried about whether the top portion actually fit right.
I definitely wish I could see that.
Huh?
What?
Huh?
No!
W-Where am I?!
Why?!
What's going on?!
So my wish of "I want to see what Azuki Azusa looks like" came true...
You pervert!
You perverted idiot!
So this is what's going on...
This is Tsutsukakushi-san's storehouse.
Yeah.
And this cat god has the power to grant wishes.
Right.
Sniff, sniff.
What?
I can smell Tsutsukakushi-san on you, pervert.
Right... Huh?!
You must have used the same shampoo!
Why are you at her house and using her bathroom?
U-Um...
So you two got closer while I was banished to Okinawa?
Why are you laughing like that while crying?
Shut up!
I'm not crying!
The cat on the hill with the cedar tree was the one that gave things people didn't need to others, right?
This one seems more useful.
The way it grants wishes is a bit odd, though.
Maybe you're not asking correctly.
If you ask properly...
I want the pervert to play with my belly button.
Huh?
What?
What did you say?
What is this?
What is this?!
What's going on?
Wow.
W-What are you doing?!
What's going on?
I don't know...
I suddenly felt like I had to do this.
You're pretty, Azuki Azusa.
Pretty?
Very charming.
I like you.
This...
This is a lie!
It doesn't make me happy at all!
If I had to be sneaky to make this happen,
I'd rather build up to it slowly, like a sparrow building a nest!
I take back what I said!
Huh?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I don't know what...
It's not your fault, pervert.
It's my fault for making a weird wish.
What did you wish for?
I-It's a secret!
I'm glad I could take it back.
So you can take your wishes back?
Anyway, I understand the cat god's power.
Hey, I just noticed that your hairstyle is different.
Y-Yeah, just when I go swimming.
That's pretty cute, too.
W-Well, of course...
I have to tell Tsutsukakushi about Azuki Azusa.
She won't be able to get home in this weather.
One day, walking in the forest,
I met a bear...
Hold on one moment there, Miss...
She was so cute that my chest tightened in surprise.
Those lyrics... Tsutsukakushi must have heard me.
Oh my, thank you, Mr. Bear.
Her cuteness would always be at the top!
In return...
So you're the type that likes compliments, too.
Of course.
But it makes me happiest that it was Yoko...
A-A yokozuna who complimented me.
Oh, you like sumo?
I do, too.
Come at me, dosukoi!
Dosukoi.
Not the point, Senpai.
When did you get back?
A while ago.
I've been in the storehouse.
So how much dinner is there?
If you were thinking weird things about me, you're wrong.
Body and soul, through and through, I will absolutely object.
Huh?
Oh, right.
So, dinner...
Could you make enough for one more?
What's this about dinner?
You shouldn't change the subject.
Dosukoi.
Hey, the shirt you're wearing, isn't that mine from yesterday?
It's an apron.
I couldn't...
find an apron, so I just happened to grab the thing next to me and just happened to put it on.
Oh, I see.
In a girl game I played a long time ago,
there was a girl who would say,
"If I wear your clothes, I can smell you and be happy."
I'm glad you're not perverted like that, Tsutsukakushi.
Tsutsukakushi?
I'm sorry.
Please forgive me.
Huh?
What's wrong?
What do you mean, forgive you?
I knew you'd show yourself again today,
younger brother of Yokodera!
Not the face!
Anything but the face!
No need to be afraid.
I had always wanted to get along with you.
I know.
Have dinner with us.
Huh?!
Nee-san,
this is Azuki Azusa-san.
Sorry for the intrusion.
Sure.
Make yourself at home.
Oh?
Your cup is empty.
T-Tea is fine, you don't need to pour for me.
Why are you holding back?
It's just you and me.
I'm nice and considerate, aren't I?
And I've never had a boyfriend.
Meaning I'm a brand new, exclusive home of the highest quality.
I hope someone moves in soon.
Does Steel-san intend to seduce me herself?!
Now, open your mouth.
Say aah.
Aah...
Would you stop it already?!
What do you think you're doing?
A black kite that steals the fried tofu is rude!
What a fine thing to say out of the blue.
To speak in such a tone while in my household,
exactly who are you to this man?
H-He's my f-frie-
You wouldn't be so guarded if he were a mere friend.
I mean...
A pet!
He's my personal pet!
Wha... Pet?!
I'm still a pet?
That's right!
Come here, boy.
Shake hands like we always do.
A-Always?!
If you say something misleading like that, my reputation...
Woof.
S-See?!
He can shake, wait, heel, as well as rub up against me and lick.
Lick?
I could make him do that, as well.
I'll let you lick since you like it so much.
Come.
If you don't hurry, it'll fa-
I-It's cold, but it's fine.
You may lick!
Come, now!
No!
Don't go!
Here, lick as much as you'd like.
I dislike people who waste food.
The meat and potatoes are great!
This spinach is delicious, too.
This miso soup is more splendid than ever.
Dinner was really good.
Thank you.
I see.
It was good for me, too.
Huh?
It was a fun dinner.
I think it's a good thing to eat dinner with everyone.
So Azuki-san is really here because of the cat statue in the storehouse?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's why.
That means I might be the one responsible.
For what?
The fact that your house was summoned here.
What?!
You wished for my house to disappear?
Y-You hate me that much?
There are times I wish you were dead.
What?!
I'm kidding.
Your house is far away,
so I was thinking about how we could never eat dinner together.
I'm assuming it interpreted that in a weird way.
But when I offered to walk you to your house, you declined, didn't you?
No matter how many times you walk me home,
it's not like you'd stay with me forever.
Yeah, but...
Sometimes it's more painful being only somewhat close.
Tsutsukakushi...
But dinner tonight was fun.
Very much so.
My wish safely came true.
And now everything has been neatly resolved.
I'm very sorry.
I can't help but think there's more to Tsutsukakushi's wish.
Though I don't know what that is.
W-What is it?!
Can't you tell?
I'm seducing you.
Now, don't hold back. Let's make this an established fact.
Like I can!
Stop struggling.
I'll make it quick, so just count the stains on the ceiling or something.
No!
Mummy!
Now... I wonder what I'm supposed to do from here...
You don't know?!
Then let me go!
W-Why?!
You don't feel like doing whatever you'd like to my body?
A girl shouldn't say things like that!
People would do terrible things to you!
That's... fine.
D-Do terrible things to me.
If that's what it takes to get Tsukiko back...
You shouldn't worry about me so much.
Tsukiko-chan is a lot more resilient than you think, King.
That's not true.
You're stronger than you think, and I will lose.
Then Tsukiko will leave my side...
You're overreacting.
Like you'd understand.
If you've never experienced loss, you'll never understand!
It takes a long time to get used to living with it.
I don't want to be left behind again.
I don't want to feel that way ever again.
If I can't avoid the split to come...
You're wrong!
That won't happen!
A world like that should just shatter!
Get down!
kimi ni baby sweet berry love
君に Baby Sweet Berry Love
A baby sweet berry love to you.
honto no kimochi dake
ホントノキモチだけ
Only my true feelings.
wakeaetara ii no ni na
分け合えたらいいのにな
It'd be better if we could share them,
negai wo kanaete yo
願いを叶えてよ
so please, grant my wish.
C. U. T. E. funny cat
Give me give me shiny time
P. R. E. T. T. Y. tiny tiny berry love
daisuki! no haato mo
大好き!のハートも
A heart of "I love you",
gomenne. no namida mo
ゴメンね。のナミダも
A tear of "sorry".
honto wa sunao ni misetakute
ホントは素直に見せたくて
The truth is I wanted to show them to you.
tsutaetai omoi to
伝えたい想いと
My feelings for you,
uragaeshi no taido
裏返しの態度
this Inside-out attitude...
jouzu ni narenai kokoromoyou
上手になれないココロ模様
and this attempt of a heart.
doushite karamawari
どうして カラマワリ
Why is it that when I'm idling,
mune ga kyutto naru
胸がキュッとなる
my chest warms up?
chikai kyori ga modokashii yo
近い距離がもどかしいよ
Being close is irritating.
ne~ todoketai no
ねぇ届けたいの
Hey! I want to reach you.
kimi to baby sweet berry love
君と Baby Sweet Berry Love
Baby Sweet Berry Love with you.
kitto gikochinakute
きっとぎこちなくて
It sure is awkward,
demo ne massugu ni mitsumete
でもね真っ直ぐに見つめて
but, you know... Look straight ahead.
sora iro wo utsushitai
ソライロを映したい
I want to project the sky blue.
motto baby sweet berry love
もっと Baby Sweet Berry Love
More baby sweet berry love.
semete kimi no mae de wa
せめて君の前では
At least in front of you,
waratte okotte afureta
笑って怒ってあふれた
I was flooded with your laughter and anger.
ari no mama de itai
ありのままでいたい
I want to be true to myself,
dakara baby sweet berry love
だから Baby Sweet Berry Love
which is why, baby berry sweet love.
isshou ni hajimeyou
一緒に始めよう
Let's begin together!
Someday My Family
Next time: "Someday My Family."