The perverted Irish writer I admire,
Oscar Wilde, even while in exile, said:
"I don't regret for a single moment having lived for pleasure."
For example, if I were to make a popularity poll for girls' swimming suits,
what would be number one?
I'm contemplating that eternal human question every day.
But among as many choices as there are stars,
the racing swimming suit has a specially captivating magic to it.
I came to this conclusion in July of my second year-
Hey, Yokodera.
The tyrannic ruler of our club who rules with an iron fist,
the captain of the track club, the Steel King.
I-It's not what you think!
I wasn't peeping on purpose.
I just happened to be... No, it was an accident!
No, it's some kind of conspiracy!
Someone is trying to frame me!
What in the world are you talking about?
More importantly, I've made a decision.
You are worthy of being my heir.
I'm telling you I'm innoc-
Huh?
Heir?
I declare here and now.
Yokodera Youto shall be appointed as the next president of this club!
W-Why...
Yokodera Youto,
ever since you joined our club, you haven't been absent even one single day.
With burning passion, working hard on those heavy squats.
Um, well, that's...
...because I want to see swimming suits as long as possible.
I would like you to follow his example in loving this club.
C-Captain!
I think there might be a huge misunderstanding...
Huh?
U-Um... By that,
I mean that I have something more important to me than the track club...
Like life and every man's dream...
No matter how I phrase it, it's still about swimsuits!
Something more important than track?
Do enlighten me.
U-Um, the reason I joined the track club wasn't because I love or hate track...
That wasn't... why...
This isn't good.
At this rate, I'll have to bear the extreme burden of being the captain.
If I don't speak the truth now, I'll regret it forever.
I was born to become your heir!
To be the next captain is an amazing honour!
I humbly accept!
mou ikkai kocchi muite
もう一回こっち向いて
Look over here, one more time,
iitai koto ga motto aru kara
言いたいことが もっとあるから
because there are many things I want to say.
mou ikkai kocchi muite honki ga yureru ai no future
もう一回こっち向いて 本気が揺れる 愛の Future
Look over here, one more time, a future of love which really sways.
dakara kocchi muite mawaru chikyuu koi wo nosete
だから こっち向いて まわる地球 恋をのせて
So... Look over here. Put love around the Earth.
dakara kocchi muite guuzen ja nai FantaFuture
だから こっち向いて 偶然じゃない FantaFuture!
So... Look over here. It's not a coincidence, FantaFuture!
watashi kara sasou yuuki wo kudasai to tsuki ni negau no
私から 誘う勇気をくださいと 月に願うの
"The courage to invite him, please" I wished to the moon.
setsunai kokoro ni mahou wo kakete mimashou
切ないこころに 魔法をかけてみましょう
Let's put a spell on that sorrowful heart.
mirai he no chikamichi ne
未来への 近道ね
A shortcut to the future, right?
amaku na are egao de kimi yo tokechae
あまくなあれ! 笑顔で君よ とけちゃえ
A sweet "that"! Melting with a smile.
kyou no yozora wo mitsume chotto senobi de
今日の夜空を 見つめ…ちょっと 背伸びで
Staring at the night sky today... with a little stretch.
mou ikkai kocchi muite
もう一回こっち向いて
Look over here, one more time,
iitai koto ga motto aru kara
言いたいことが もっとあるから
because there are many things I want to say.
mou ikkai kocchi muite honki ga yureru ai no future
もう一回こっち向いて 本気が揺れる 愛の Future
Look over here, one more time, a future of love which really sways.
dakara kocchi muite mawaru chikyuu koi wo nosete
だから こっち向いて まわる地球 恋をのせて
So... Look over here. Put love around the Earth.
dakara kocchi muite guuzen ja nai FantaFuture
だから こっち向いて 偶然じゃない FantaFuture!
So... Look over here. It's not a coincidence, FantaFuture!
The Pervert and the Stony Cat
There's nothing wrong with being appreciated by someone that beautiful, though.
That's not the issue here.
I always say things I don't mean to cover up my true feelings.
You mean your façade and how you really feel.
I just want to think about girls!
Forget being captain! Forget the club, even!
I just want to spend my life making out with girls!
You're trying to waste your life on worldly desires.
Yokodera, there's something I'd like to give to you.
This is...
Happy New Year!
First Experience of the Year
The legendary "Encyclopaedia of the Maidens New Year Greetings"!
Street Corner
Swimming Suits
And this is the super rare Street Corner Swimming Suit Selection!
Seinen Comic
And the alluring yellow circle!
Seinen Comic
Aren't these treasures that you've never taken outside?
Yoko, I have left the path of Ero.
What are you saying, Ponta?!
Where did you leave the promise we made that day towards our hopes and dreams with girls?!
Hey, sexy boy, there are many children suffering in poverty all over the world.
As a fellow human being, I cannot stand idly by and do nothing.
R-Right...
I ask you as my childhood friend.
Please take these for a hundred yen!
A hundred yen?!
If I have a hundred yen, I can give the children forty litres of water.
We'll be another step closer to world peace!
What the heck happened, Ponta?
Do you know of the Stony Cat statue on the hill with the single cedar tree?
The Stony Cat...
If you give it an offering,
it'll give something you don't need to someone else who needs it.
At this rate,
I felt like I would never be able to become a decent human being.
The Legendary Hugging Pillow Blue-eyed Margaret-san
The thing I don't need is, of course, worldly desires.
So I offered my hugging pillow which was taking up space and then, wouldn't you know it...
I was freed of my worldly desires and felt completely refreshed.
World peace for the win!
I guess it's free to just make a wish...
The thing I don't need... is my façade.
The Legendary Hugging Pillow Barbara-san Clad in Flames
Because of this troublesome façade, I can't live freely!
I want to spend more time thinking about girls.
I want to see girls in lots more ways.
I want to become more friendly with girls both inside their skirts and out!
Not a very friendly-looking cat, is it?
It's not coming loose...
Pervert!
Huh?!
Wait, wait!
You're mistaken!
It's not a mistake and it's not even in my vision!
Because in this setting, I didn't see anything at all!
Did you say "setting"?!
And this setting is going to change for sure later, right?!
Of course it is!
All the policemen of Japan are my allies!
You're totally misunderstanding things!
If you sit down with me and talk this out slowly,
carefully and in detail, you'll understand!
No!
I won't do anything like that if love isn't involved!
What do you mean by "anything like that"?!
I'll be gentle if you just stay quiet!
I don't want you to be gentle or rough!
I'm super unlucky right now!
And I'm telling you this is a misunderstanding!
Ow...
I'm not appealing at all.
I'm small, flat and childlike!
And I'm the puniest in my class for body measurements.
If you wait a couple of years, I'll probably be more appealing, so...
I wanted to keep my body untainted until then!
Listen.
Barbara-san is just a hugging pillow.
I'm innocent, and I've never assaulted a girl.
My body is pure.
If you're a harmless and pure person,
I'd like for you to get off of me quickly, please.
R-Right.
Um, I didn't mean to scare you.
It was, um... just how things went.
I'm sorry.
So sorry.
What's with that?
Even your method of apology makes you seem like a pervert.
I see, your façade.
Yeah... I was thinking about asking the cat statue about that.
Apparently, that rumour is quite famous.
Thanks.
By the way, the rule of my household is...
"Once a man has shamed you, make him take responsibility."
So please be prepared for that.
Huh?!
I'm kidding.
You don't have to sound so disturbed.
Erm, this is also due to my façade or whatever.
On the inside, I'm really happy about it!
So you're going to take responsibility, then?
Huh? U-Uh...
I'm kidding.
You really can't handle your façade and true feelings well, can you?
Yeah... Sorry.
So what brought you here?
I want to be more mature.
Someone who doesn't get mad or cries easily,
and can hide their emotions.
I think it's cuter when a girl is honest with her emotions.
That's not true!
No one wants a kid!
Really?
Do you want to go visit the statue together?
May I stop telling lies and putting up this façade.
May my true feelings stop showing on my face so much.
What was that just now?
Huh?
Did you steal one of my meat buns?
Huh?
I just ate the one you gave me.
I see...
One of my midnight snack meat buns is gone.
You're still not done eating...
Barbara-san's belt is gone!
That means I'll have to hold her all the way home...
Oh!
But that means I can practice carrying a girl like a princess!
You really are a pervert.
W-Well, nothing happened, so let's go home.
Yes.
How naïve we were.
We were the ones who made the wishes,
but we seriously underestimated the Stony Cat's powers.
Summer is all about...
bra lines visible from underneath girls' blouses...
and their erotic smell of sweat.
You sure are talkative first thing in the morning.
Azuki-san!
I love you!
They're at it again... Azuki Azusa's reward time.
I'm totally in love with you!
Please go out with me!
Who's that?
Really?
She's the transfer student who came here this spring.
She's a "belladonna" beauty, so she's always getting asked out.
I had no idea.
I usually have morning practice this early.
Oh, yeah, how's your club-
Go out with you, huh?
And?
Even flamingos do a mating dance.
Are you telling me that's all you have?
Huh?
Even myna birds can say words.
Show me how you feel with your actions!
I'm not asking you to drive me around in a Rolls-Royce or lay out the red carpet for me in front of the school.
For example, if I were to call for you, would you be able to come to me immediately, day or night?
Would you be able to sacrifice everything and serve me like a humble butler?
See?
I thought not.
Th-Thank you very much!
Nothing less from the young lady!
I want my reward, too!
It could be because Azuki Azusa grew up as a lady,
I want her to rip into me, too!
but she's insanely picky.
She turns them down mercilessly,
but some guys seem to be into that,
so they've been calling this "reward time."
But for someone who talks so big, she has a remarkably flat chest.
Huh?
That's weird... What I was thinking just came out...
Really, now?
You sure say some funny things.
This seems fun, like being bitten by a badly-trained dog!
But seriously... even up close...
Let's go over there and talk for a while, shall we?
N-No worries!
I definitely prefer bigger ones, but being flat-chested is a status,
and there are even those who prefer that.
Not to mention, you probably don't even need bras!
They'll never sag or anything...
since there's nothing to sag in the first place!
You're so lucky, super flat-chest!
I-I'll be going now!
Ow...
You seem to be having a lot of fun.
Who are you?
Stay out of the way!
Silence!
You're the one in the way.
This man must now choose life or death.
In other words, "dead or die."
Dead... or die?
Yay!
Having two girls fight over me is like a dream...
Hey, Yokodera!
Why did you skip morning practice without notice?
W-Well, a lot happened last night, and I overslept...
That outfit is not good!
That outfit is bad!
What are you babbling about?
Why in the world are you wearing shorts, Captain?!
Where are your leggings?
The leggings you wear all the time?!
You want to ruin the binding fetishism of our youth?!
Take those off right now and change into your leggings!
You... thoughtless woman!
Per... vert...
And from that moment on, I was called the Pervert Prince.
See ya later, Pervert Prince!
Totally don't want to be like that loser.
How pitiful...
Why does everything I think come out of my mouth?
Damn it!
This means I'll have to cheer up by watching old-school Idol Swimming Suit Competitions that I have recorded!
Overflowing memories and overflowing boobs!
You're a pervert like everyone says.
Who are you?
Why are you staring like that?
You're even more of a pervert than the rumours claim.
No, I'm not!
Who are you?
Maybe you'll remember if I do this.
Ow...
If someone sees us like this, they'll talk about me again...
"Again"?
I see.
So that wasn't your first time.
You're truly, seriously, totally...
a pervert.
Are you the girl who was at the cedar tree?
My name is Tsutsukakushi Tsukiko.
And now, would you get off of me?
It's rather embarrassing.
Embarrassing?
Yes.
So embarrassing I could die.
Ever since we made our wishes to the cat statue,
I haven't been able to make facial expressions very well.
Meaning, my belt went away with my façade...
And my expressions were stolen by the cat statue along with my meat bun.
To think it actually had those powers...
My wish came true so well that it's troubling.
If I can't make facial expressions at all, it's going to affect my daily life.
Please return my expressions.
I beg of you.
I think... it's too late.
Didn't the rumour regarding the Stony Cat say that it'd give something you didn't want to someone else who needed it?
Yes.
Meaning my façade has already been given to someone,
and we don't know how to get your expressions back from the statue.
So...
So what should we do?
Does that mean I'm stuck like this forever?
What's going to happen to me?
Hey, wait a sec!
I know of an easy way to make you laugh!
What is it?
It's... this!
Laugh, laugh, laugh!
Do you need more?
This sort of makes me look like a real pervert.
Not just "look like"!
I'm very sorry!
Geez...
However, I thought of something.
Huh?
If the cat statue gives the things we don't want to someone else,
all we'd have to do is find someone who wants to get rid of their façade and have them wish to it.
This way, it'll give you the façade you need, Senpai.
Yes, exactly!
That's exactly what I wanted to say, and that's why I tickled you!
Senpai, are you really sorry?
Not at all!
Huh?
Bitterly honest... seriously.
You'll get yourself into trouble if you keep this up.
I guess I have no other choice but to help you find someone who doesn't need their façade.
Is that all right?
Yeah, then...
let's find someone who wants to get rid of their expressions, too.
And that's how our cooperation started.
So...
What happened today?
I thought I'd test out if the Steel King was troubled with a façade problem or not.
Good morning!
Ah, Yokodera.
Have you been cured of your illness of perversio-
Captain!
In what year of elementary school did your breasts begin to gro-
You fiend.
Die.
Die three more times.
Well, since the Steel King could hit me without hesitation,
she has no problem showing her true feelings.
It hurts! I'll die! It really hurts!
I know you are looking for someone with a façade,
but I have a feeling there's a better way...
So noisy...
You're the pervert from the other day!
Hey, Azuki Azusa!
Did you sleep well?
Don't talk to me, pervert!
Why are you asking me that, pervert?!
Because I can see traces of drool on your face.
Once you're a princess, even drool is a fashion statement, right?
I-It is!
I'd appreciate it if you didn't point out such obvious things!
That's like giving a feather pillow to a fluffy penguin!
So, why's your blouse slightly unbuttoned?
And why's your skirt pulled up?
Are you trying to seduce me?
There's no way a princess wouldn't be aware of her personal appearance,
so it's gotta be on purpose, right?
O-Of course!
I'm sorry.
May I inquire as to the status of your relationship?
R-Relationship?
With this pervert?
Oh, come on.
There's no way a princess like you would be wild enough to seduce someone you didn't know.
You pervert!
Y-You're right.
I guess if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours... or something?
G-Good day!
It's gotta be tough to be so proud.
I see.
So "if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours," huh?
Please stop kicking!
It was really funny, so I went a bit too far.
I'm sorry!
So you don't have a relationship with her?
Of course not!
She totally hates me!
If we were alone in a room, she'd kill me.
What's wrong?
It's just that she was unable to say what she really wanted to say just because I was present.
It was almost unnatural.
Meaning, in the presence of others, she can only put up a façade.
That reminds me...
I ended up calling her flat-chested in front of everyone.
You said that?
You really are a hopeless pervert.
But she didn't get mad.
She's got to maintain her regal façade around others.
But a façade that strong isn't normal.
And the choker she's wearing looks a lot like the belt that disappeared in front of the Stony Cat.
Meaning...
Right.
The reason Azuki Azusa can't say what she's really thinking is because she's the very person who received my façade.
Okay!
All I have to do is somehow get my façade back from Azuki Azusa...
I wonder if it'll go that easily.
Huh?
The reason she received your façade was because she needed it.
It probably won't go so easily...
That can't be!
It's only right to return something to its rightful owner!
But...
I'll be back in a bit!
Senpai...
It's true that Azuki Azusa might be a tough opponent.
But I'm getting punched, kicked and going through all this trouble.
I won't be satisfied until I tell her what's on my mind.
Azuki Azusa!
Give back that which is precious to me!
There's something I figured out by looking at you!
That you stole everything I am from me!
Take responsibility!
What?!
Y-You pervert, what are you talking about?!
W-Well, actions speak louder than words.
What could you do for me?
Flaunting the façade that I lost...
Damn it!
I want to steal everything you are, Azuki Azusa!
Everything?!
That's why I want you to let me stay by your side!
By my side?!
Twenty-four hours a day. Regardless of whenever, wherever...
W-Wherever?!
If you should feel in kind, bare yourself, body and soul, to me,
so that we might share in that which we hold dear!
Nothing less from the perviest of pervs.
The Hentai Prince is at it again.
Azuki Azusa.
You said that actions speak louder than words, right?
H-Hey...
W-What are you doing?!
Woof!
If I can be by your side, I'll become your dog!
What's Azuki-san going to do?
A proposal from the Hentai Prince is definitely on another level...
No, no way...
It's just plain perverted.
What am I going to do if this shows up in my dreams?
I don't want to be stuck with a pervert forever...
No way!
Y-Yay... Goodie...
I'm about as happy as a cheetah that's been winded up all the way.
The unbeatable princess has been defeated!
And so, to get my façade back, I job-changed from a prince to a dog.
True love has been realised here!
What a great story!
A pervert through and through...
Fairy-san Doesn't Get Angry
Next time: "Fairy-san Doesn't Get Angry"
kimi ni baby sweet berry love
君に Baby Sweet Berry Love
A baby sweet berry love to you.
honto no kimochi dake
ホントノキモチだけ
Only my true feelings.
wakeaetara ii no ni na
分け合えたらいいのにな
It'd be better if we could share them,
negai wo kanaete yo
願いを叶えてよ
so please, grant my wish.
C. U. T. E. funny cat
Give me give me shiny time
P. R. E. T. T. Y. tiny tiny berry love
daisuki! no haato mo
大好き!のハートも
A heart of "I love you",
gomenne. no namida mo
ゴメンね。のナミダも
A tear of "sorry".
honto wa sunao ni misetakute
ホントは素直に見せたくて
The truth is I wanted to show them to you.
tsutaetai omoi to
伝えたい想いと
My feelings for you,
uragaeshi no taido
裏返しの態度
this Inside-out attitude...
jouzu ni narenai kokoromoyou
上手になれないココロ模様
and this attempt of a heart.
doushite karamawari
どうして カラマワリ
Why is it that when I'm idling,
mune ga kyutto naru
胸がキュッとなる
my chest warms up?
chikai kyori ga modokashii yo
近い距離がもどかしいよ
Being close is irritating.
ne~ todoketai no
ねぇ届けたいの
Hey! I want to reach you.
kimi to baby sweet berry love
君と Baby Sweet Berry Love
Baby Sweet Berry Love with you.
kitto gikochinakute
きっとぎこちなくて
It sure is awkward,
demo ne massugu ni mitsumete
でもね真っ直ぐに見つめて
but, you know... Look straight ahead.
sora iro wo utsushitai
ソライロを映したい
I want to project the sky blue.
motto baby sweet berry love
もっと Baby Sweet Berry Love
More baby sweet berry love.
semete kimi no mae de wa
せめて君の前では
At least in front of you,
waratte okotte afureta
笑って怒ってあふれた
I was flooded with your laughter and anger.
ari no mama de itai
ありのままでいたい
I want to be true to myself,
dakara baby sweet berry love
だから Baby Sweet Berry Love
which is why, baby berry sweet love.
isshou ni hajimeyou
一緒に始めよう
Let's begin together!