A picture of your sleeping face!
Look, you're drooling.
It's so cute.
What?
Slow, slow, too slow.
I've already captured the evidence forever on my digital camera.
Shion-senpai, take a look.
Look at his stupid face.
I-I'd like a copy.
Don't do that.
Will you delete that?
No.
If you insist I delete it,
I'll do it in exchange for an even more embarrassing face.
I don't think that's much of a trade.
Who cares? It's just your sleeping face.
Even more embarrassing...
What would that be?
It would have to be of him acting suspiciously.
Like his chihuahua pose.
What is that?
I don't understand what you're talking about, but I'd like to see it.
What about one of him eating?
Or bathing?
Kirara, you've crossed a line!
What about Ore-man?
What's that?
A name like Ore-man is so lame.
No, it's cool.
It's actually really embarrassing.
What is Ore-man?
Is it lame, but cool?
Or is it just lame?
I'm surprised the teachers haven't taken your camera away from you.
I'll hide it.
It'll be fine.
See?
If a teacher catches me, I'll just tease them like this.
Even if they say they saw me holding a camera and search my pockets...
See?
Is that magic?
How impressive.
Even I couldn't tell what happened.
Huh?
Hey, where did the camera go?
Who knows?
Where could it be?
What?
It's here.
It's right here!
kurasunai hierarukii
クラス内ヒエラルキー
The hierarchy in class.
sou dare ga kimeta wake de mo naku
そう 誰が決めたわけでもなく
It's not like anybody decided it,
itsunomanika tsukuriagerareru
いつの間にか 作り上げられる
it was set up before we realised.
ichigun, nigun, sangun
1軍・2軍・3軍
Upper, middle and lower tiers.
subete ni oite chuu no ge kara chuu no jou
全てにおいて中の下から中の上
Overall, we're from the lower-middle to upper-middle,
mousou shakai de mainichi waakyaa
妄想社会で毎日わーきゃー
living each day in this delusional social structure.
ichigun ni naritai wake de mo nai sonna watashitachi wa
1軍になりたいわけでもない そんな私達は
We've decided that we really don't want to become top-tier,
nigun no fantajisutaa de aru
2軍のファンタジスタアである
we're middle-tier fantasizers.
tokugi mousou shumi mousou
特技・妄想 趣味・妄想
Fantasies are my special skill and hobby.
kyou no "koibito" girishajin
今日の「恋人」ギリシャ人
I'll have a Greek lover today.
kore de nijuusansatsume mousou koukan nikki ni
これで 二十三冊目 妄想交換日記に
Now I'll have to take our twenty-third fantasy exchange diary
ohenji o kakanakucha
お返事を書かなくちゃ☆
and write a reply.
riaru wa mou akirameteru
リアルはもう あきらめてる
I've given up on reality,
mirakuru shinjite wa iru kedo
ミラクル 信じてはいるけど
but I still hold out for miracles.
itakute joutou !
痛くて 上等!
I don't care if it hurts!
nigun no yuutopia
2軍の ユートピア
It's a middle-tier utopia!
hanashiawase warau toka
話合わせ 笑うとか
Laughing as we chat together,
issho ni toire ikunda toka
一緒に トイレ行くんだとか
or going to the bathroom together;
nandakanda de jamakusa so
なんだかんだで 邪魔くさそ
All such things bother me,
watashi nya muri da
私にゃ 無理だ
I can't handle them.
ima taihen na no watashi no koto megutte
今 大変なの 私のこと めぐって
I'm having a hard time now:
senpai to onzoushi to myuujishan ga oogenka !
先輩と 御曹司と ミュージシャンが大げんか!
My senpai, a son of a wealthy family and a musician are having a big fight over me!
tomodachi to manga saigen
友達と マンガ再現
Re-enacting manga scenes with friends:
ano serifu chou ii yo ne !
あのセリフ 超いいよねっ!
That is such a cool line!
kurasu ni iru danshi to wa reberu chigau yo ne !
クラスにいる男子とわ レベル違うよねっ!
He is on a different level than the boys in our class,
kaminoke sarasara dashi !
髪の毛 さらさらだしっ!
and he has silky hair too!
dare ni mo zettai himitsu na no
誰にも絶対 秘密なの
It's a secret no one should know about,
watashi no mousou nikkichou
私の 妄想日記帳
my diary of delusions.
ashita wa donna koi shiyou ?
あしたは どんな恋しよう?
What kind of love should I have tomorrow?
Episode 7 「A New Club Member Appears!」
Is there no cake today?
If you don't have any cake, I'm not coming anymore.
You're a new member,
but you've already become more than just part of the group...
Break out the cake.
Cake, cake.
I'm sorry.
I overslept today.
But there's plenty of tea.
That's no substitute for cake.
I want cake.
Listen, Tamaki-chan.
This isn't what I was promised.
I'm here because I heard I could eat all the cake I wanted.
Anyway, I was kidnapped while I was walking by this room.
I guess you could call it this club's tradition.
It happened to me, too.
You were kidnapped, too?
Well, yes.
Then you're just like me.
Let's go on a hunger strike together.
Cake, cake.
How cute.
It's so nice to be able to baby a younger sister like this.
Younger sisters must be so nice.
What are you talking about?
I'm not your little sister.
I don't have anything to say to people who won't give me cake.
In that case, I'll have my brother make some...
Oh, but Megumi-kun is better at baking cakes.
Tamaki-chan, Shion-san is a third year student.
She's your senior.
I don't think you should talk to her that way.
Did I do something wrong?
You're the one in the wrong.
Talk to me so I can understand you.
What?
Anyway, let's get some cake!
Megumi-chan has enough trouble making cakes every day.
She can't help it if she has to take a day off.
Yeah, it's a lot of work.
She wakes up every morning at 2 o'clock to make cakes.
She wakes up at 2 o'clock?
Because of that, I have to take baths by myself.
I've got to brush my own hair, too.
I don't understand what you're talking about.
I lost two kilograms.
Fight on.
You don't have to fight for that.
The cakes are just waiting to be eaten.
She's practically falling down.
I'm not coming back if you don't give me cake.
What?
Hey, Kyoro.
What is it?
Do that.
What are you talking about?
Jump right into level two.
Don't hold back.
Show that presumptuous girl who's boss.
Oh, that.
W-What?
What?
What are you doing?
Hey, Tama.
Don't get ahead of yourself.
It's Ore-man, level two.
He's Super Kyoro.
Who are you calling Tama?
My name is T-Tamaki!
Fine, then, Raccoon Dog.
Huh?
If you don't want me to call you Tama,
I'll call you Raccoon Dog from now on instead.
T-Tama is fine.
But I want to eat cake.
Smiley God... I mean, Megu-senpai's cake...
I want to make some for you, too.
Then she'll make them on Mondays and Thursdays.
Megumi-chan... I mean, Megumi can't make them every day.
That's fine, right?
Okay.
Farewell!
You did a good job, Kyoro.
Good work.
Thanks.
Huh?
What?
They're all gone.
Oh, yeah.
I think our snack budget doubled since Tama started coming.
If you eat so many potato chips, you'll get fat.
Potato chips have a lot of calories.
Potato chips are of 35 percent fat, by weight.
Fat is the highest calorie food.
But fat is delicious.
People often describe food as being rich and fatty,
but our tastes have not changed since the primitive times...
...when we constantly lived on the verge of starvation.
I had no idea a third of all potato chips was fat.
Eating potato chips must be like chugging oil.
Sorry, sorry.
You heard them.
If you eat so many potato chips, you'll get fat.
It'll be tough shedding the weight.
You should worry about yourself, President.
Won't you get fat if you keep eating chocolate?
I'll get taller, so it's fine.
I'm fine, too.
I can eat as much as I want without getting fat.
How unfair!
I'll fatten you up with cream.
I couldn't ask for more.
Tasting your cakes while baking them also causes you to consume more calories than other dishes.
No!
What are you doing, President?
What are you talking about?
Wouldn't you normally take them off?
What?
Do you want me to leave them on?
It's difficult since it's slippery.
President, you're heavy.
Liar.
I'm not that heavy.
I'm barely 30 kilograms.
I know, but...
W-What is that?
What is that?
What is... that...
It's not what you think it is.
The president's apparently good at giving massages.
She told me to let her do it.
I'm sorry.
I thought you were going to do something perverted.
I thought you were going to do something I've seen in a book.
What?
Perverted?
Nothing.
Forget I said anything.
Okay...
Um, could I...
Could I step on you, as well?
What?
I don't know about that...
You're right.
It may be too soon for a beginner.
I'm sorry.
Forget I said anything.
I've never felt so good about being small and skinny.
Onee-chan's giving you a massage. She really likes doing that.
Let me join her.
What?
There!
Don't copy me!
Megumi-chan, I'm dying, I'm dying!
Heavy, heavy, heavy!
Uh, um...
Say, President.
Those are vegetables, aren't they?
This is carrot meat.
This is turnip meat.
Say, Kirara.
Why are you eating vegetables?
Amazing!
He asked!
He actually asked her!
Even though we didn't dare ask her, he asked her!
What an unbelievably oblivious guy!
I believe he is intentionally oblivious.
It may be his way of showing kindness.
On purpose!
He's oblivious on purpose!
I have to eat vegetables.
What?
Jill said so.
Geraldine-chan, right?
Your little sister.
Did you get in trouble with her?
It was scary.
She's a strong little sister, isn't she?
Kyoro.
Have to eat vegetables.
I see.
Have to eat vegetables.
What?
Here.
Um... Okay, then.
Thanks for the food...
I sentence the accused to grooming.
What?
What is it?
Did I do something?
What's my sentence?
Not you.
Me?
You said you wanted Kyoro to brush your hair before.
Did I?
It was when Kyoro-kun brushed my hair.
When I suggested you have him brush your hair sometime...
Oh, right.
I did say that.
I accept your grooming sentence.
This heavenly creature doesn't understand.
It's only a matter of time, Mao.
Megumi-kun will soon realise just how horrifying this punishment is.
Um, I actually have a few questions.
No.
First, how is this a punishment?
I'll answer that.
It's her punishment for always treating me poorly at home.
She treats you poorly?
I have to take my baths by myself and brush my own hair...
I know about that.
Could you please explain how brushing her hair is a punishment?
I can't answer that.
It's a woman's secret.
Do I have any choice in the matter?
Of course not.
Please go ahead.
Okay.
Oh, sorry.
Did that hurt?
Did I get caught on something?
No, that's not... it...
What?
Nothing.
It's nothing.
The angel has fallen.
Megu seems to finally understand just how horrifying this punishment is.
Those who suggest a brushing shall receive a brushing themselves.
The laws of Hammurabi state the punishment must fit the crime.
That should do it.
How unusual, President.
You're using the kotatsu today?
Yeah.
We've got to put it away eventually.
I'm saying goodbye right now.
You're putting it away?
Shi, you haven't been using it at all lately.
Well, I...
It's been warm lately.
How long are we going to keep it out, then?
Until the summer?
Are you going to use a fan and the kotatsu at the same time?
That would be a challenge of willpower.
That's great.
Let's do it.
In the middle of summer, when it's the hottest.
That does sound like something the GJ Club would do.
What?
Is the kotatsu done?
Everything that begins must also end.
That's why things can shine.
Is that something the previous president said?
Well, yeah.
Who's the previous president?
This thing hasn't been the president since she was born?
That hurts, that hurts!
If you're going to bite me, I'll show you what I can do!
You've gotten quite used to the GJ Club's style, Tama.
As long as it's still out, let's all use the kotatsu.
Hey, Megu.
Make some tea and join us.
Okay.
But President...
I know how we sit when there are five of us, but with Tama, we're six.
You're right.
The next smallest person after Mao would be her.
Perhaps she should sit on someone's lap.
Tama-chan, come sit with me.
I'm big.
That's not fair.
I'm the one who brought it up first.
What?
Younger sisters are so nice.
Please don't touch me so much.
Come on, Kyoro.
Come here.
Okay.
All your chair does is pet your head?
My chair's even got a brushing function.
It even grooms my hair.
Shion-neesan, do you hear what she's saying?
Yes.
Perhaps we should try brushing, as well.
I just dug my own grave.
Please don't undo my hair.
Okay, let's brush, too.
What?
Show them how much better you are.
Okay...
kimi to miteita ano keshiki wa
キミと見ていた あの景色は
The scenery we looked at together
mabuta tojireba sugu ni ukabu yo
まぶた閉じれば すぐに浮かぶよ
starts to float as soon as we close our eyes.
kimi to aruita shiranai michi wa
キミと歩いた 知らない道は
On the unknown path we walked together
nanimo kowaku nante nakatta yo
何も怖くなんて なかったよ
I had nothing to fear.
itsuka kitto dekitara ii na
いつかきっと できたら良いな
It'd be nice if we could
sora e takaku tondeke
空へ高く飛んでけ
fly high to the sky,
mahou o kakete (ima sugu)
魔法をかけて （今すぐ）
cast a spell (Right now.)
muteki ni natte (aitai)
無敵になって （会いたい）
and become unstoppable. (I want to meet you.)
kimi ga iru sekai e
キミがいる世界へ
To the world you're in!
ima hashiridasu yo kimi no moto e
今 走り出すよ キミの元へ
Now I start running towards you,
donna tsurai koto atte mo
どんな辛い事 あっても
how painful ever it will be.
nakazu ni iru yo zutto yakusoku shita kara
泣かずにいるよ ずっと約束したから
I always promised you that I won't cry.
ima hashiridashita mou tomaranai
今 走り出した もう止まらない
Now that I've started running, I won't stop anymore.
tsuyoku shinjiteta kibou ha
強く信じてた希望は
It's a wish I strongly believed in.
It'll definitely come true, be with me!
kanarazu kanau kara soba ni ite
必ず叶うから そばにいて
Hey.
Yes?
She says some impudent stuff, doesn't she?
Yes, she does.
She must think she's being polite.
Now that you mention it...
What are you talking about?
Are you talking about me?
Um...
What is it? What is it?
Speak clearly, spit it out.
Are you okay with this?
Can you even do the preview?
The preview.
The review?
No, the preview.
The rear view?
The preview.
Episode 8 「Sisters Attack!」
The purview?
The preview!
The pu-re-view!