Does everyone know about Catia's Angels?
This is the story of two beautiful guards who work at the Catian Embassy.
They used to be outlaw agents, but she took them away from all that. Her name... is Eris.
We hope you'll watch how they steal the spotlight today.
mitaiken nano
未体験なの
There are many new experiences,
menomae ni kotae ha iroiro arukedo
目の前に 答えは色々あるけど
yet there are varieties of answers right under our noses.
hitotsu no oozora wo nanra fun dekiru
ひとつの大空を何等分できる
How many pieces can the vast sky be split into?
tanoshii kara subete wokudasai
楽しいから全てをください
Please give your whole self to me because I enjoy being with you.
atashitteba dokusen shitai
あたしってば独占したい
I don't really like sharing my fun.
honne gakoboreruyo "Blue Sky"
本音がこぼれるよ
How I truly feel slip out under this blue sky...
もうっ
moutsu!
Jeez!
namae wo kai teokou
名前を書いておこう
I'll write out my name for you,
kie naiyouni
消えないように
so that I will never fade from your memories.
shinken ninattara?
Why won't you be serious about me?
真剣になったら
so~ yu~ no yada nante iwa senai
そゆのヤダなんて言わせない
I won't let you take no for an answer.
jun'ai souchi "Set Up Now" ugoki dase
純愛装置 動きだせ
Let's set up the cupid device and flick it on.
aseri to yume no kassouro
焦りと夢の滑走路
We're driving on a runway full of impatience and dreams,
shiitoberuto ha motto gyutto itashi te
シートベルトはもっとぎゅっと致して
so tighten your seat belt and hold on tight.
saishin souchi "Back Up Now" ugoki dasu
最新装置 動きだす
Let's back up our love and turn on a newer device.
anata no kokoro dakeha
あなたの心だけは
When it comes to your heart,
orijinaru ga hoshi kute
オリジナルが欲しくて
I only want the real one.
sakusen tate mashitayo
作戦立てましたよ
I've come up with a plan to make you mine.
We've practiced
On the Catian mothership, they're analyzing the battle that took place on the Androala.
This is Futaba Aoi's equipment: the tough-flexible powersuit.
The exoskeleton power-amp uses demiflo-metal, which changes shape according to the body's electric current.
That way, it's able to reach unimaginable toughness and provide the wearer with a strong defense.
Wow, it's really rock-solid.
Or not... It's flabby.
The suit's memory contained some battle records.
It's Dogisia!
We know now that the canines have already made contact with Earth and have been hiding here.
If this suit is in Japan, it would mean...
No, I believe the canine technology was simply shared on an international level.
The Dogisians were placed under a complete blockade by the Orsonians.
They can't publicly have interplanetary interactions.
I assume they've made deals under the table to give Earth new technology.
This'll be a problem.
The Dogisians will definitely interfere with our attempts to befriend Earth.
Chaika, can you tell Eris to be on alert?
Roger.
By the way, Chaika,
what's with this room?
It's a steam room called a "sauna" on Earth!
How can you be in this hot room?
I can't take it.
Captain, I'm also... at my limit.
Are you all right?
Fine, we'll move on.
Next on the menu of the virtual reality program...
Next?
In the home of the sauna, Finland, people cool themselves off in the snow afterwards.
No!
You're doing a shooting at the movie club?
Yeah, one of the club members wants to film a movie about an alien.
She also wants to you to be in the movie.
If that's the case, I'd be happy to help.
Thanks, Eris.
Now then, what else should I bring?
I needed this tripod.
Thanks, Sada-yan.
How do you like your personal Assistaroid?
It's really helpful.
It notices a lot of things I miss.
My deepest gratitude
I got the camera.
Batteries are charged, and I'll write over an old videotape-
No, maybe I'll open a new tape.
Tape, tape...
Found it.
Kio-san...
Today... please open me!!
Eris? What's wrong?
Kio-san!
Let's reproduce.
Reproduce?
Are you in heat?
Kio-san!
That came from the yard!
When you reload, switch to your left hand as you push the cylinder out with your middle and index fingers.
Press the ejection rod with your thumb, then prepare the bullets with your right hand as you dispose of the old ones.
Rotate the cylinder as you load two bullets in each rotation.
Switch back to your right hand as you close the cylinder with your thumb, and go back to a shooting pose.
Can't we use a speed loader?
It bulges your pocket, so the enemy would know how much ammo you have.
Really?
Watch.
Wow.
Could I really do that?
Practice makes perfect.
You just need practice.
No, no, no!
Ka-Kakazu-kun?
What are you two doing?
Can't you tell?
We're having target practice.
You'll scare the neighbors!
I'm sorry, Kakazu-kun.
So what?!
This is our job, you know!
As SP's of the Catian Embassy, we need to train daily and be prepared for emergencies.
I still don't have much experience, so I'm having a professional teach me.
I knew it.
You forced her to help you.
I'm sorry, Futaba-san.
Oh, no...
It's fine.
Why do you blame it all on me?
We're in Japan, so you can't fire it in the yard.
Yes, we can!
This is the temporary Catian Embassy and isn't currently part of Earth.
Which means that we can, since we're on international soil.
Manami-chan, you just want to shoot because you love guns.
In any case, it scares the neighbors, so please stop.
A lot of trouble arose when you two swung guns around naked the other day.
Kio, you idiot!
It looks like we need a proper training facility.
Indeed
We lost twelve Assistaroids in that incident, while they only lost one lousy ship.
That was a rather pointless battle.
The cats and the cat-ear order seem to have formed an alliance.
They ended up joining hands with a group that has great economic influence.
Are you saying that I failed?
No, of course not.
Actually, I did.
But this isn't the end.
I'll drive them off this planet.
Slowly, but surely.
I won't let my soldiers' deaths be in vain.
A homemade lunch is the quickest way to get a guy's attention.
Make a cute-looking lunch.
[Tako-san: sausages cut and cooked into an octopus shape.]
I'd say tako-san sausages and omelettes are a must.
You don't want anything like stir-fried goya that you'd only eat as health food.
[Goya: literally "bitter melon".]
Fill the lunchbox with something you'd see in a shoujo manga.
Shoujo manga?
For Okinawan food... I'd say a pork omelette kind of dish within the borderline.
No scrambled or sunny-side eggs.
It has to be an omelette.
Sorry, I wasn't able to understand half of what you said.
Not even the shoujo manga part?
No, I've never read one.
You've got a long road ahead.
Sorry.
Don't worry.
You teach me how to fight, and I teach you how to get Kio.
That's the deal, right?
Yeah, but...
The problem is that he's really dense.
Constantly appealing to him in the hopes of simply getting him to say that he likes you will be a huge pain.
Say that he likes me?
We need to be very direct, and by direct, I mean direct like a fastball.
Listen, love is a battle.
Make sure you learn how to cook before the second semester.
Practice makes perfect!
Sure...
Itokazu Maki
Let's go play!
I want to shoot.
I want to shoot so much!
Why can't we practice with real guns when we have them?
Manami...
I'm sorry, I tried as you said and...
What's... that?
It's an omelette.
Or it was supposed to be.
Looks like you need practice, too.
I know a good place to practice.
Chaika.
Where is it?
I got a report from Eris.
I'll take you to a place where no one will bother you.
Listen up!
A movie is about capturing time and space from reality with a camera!
Understood?
Yes, sir!
Hey, Kio-kun.
Yes?
I wanted to film a movie with an alien, but...
Eris doesn't look much like an alien.
Right?
I agree! Anyone would say so.
But we don't have cat ears or a tail.
That's not what I mean.
She doesn't look real.
Yeah.
Eris, can you make real UFOs fly?
Yeah, that!
UFO actually refers to an unidentified flying object.
I already have an identified spaceship.
Really?!
Can we film a spaceship without using any props or effects?!
Leave it to me.
Rulos.
Yes?
I have happily arrived at your service.
Can you fly in a circle?
Roger.
Your order will be executed.
A UFO!
Wow, it's real!
We can definitely film a real sci-fi movie with this!
Huh? That's weird.
What's wrong?
Look.
Doesn't it look like it's hanging by some strings?
It does...
Those are energy outputting probes used to fly in the air at low speed.
It looks fake...
Yeah.
Right?! I know!
Spaceships shouldn't work like that!
Don't you have anything more sci-fi?
Like a hi-tech robot?
I do.
Hi
It doesn't look real...
Yeah.
Right?! I know!
That's not how it should be!
I guess real sci-fi things don't look so real on film.
Making movies sounds like a difficult task.
Well, it's all right.
We'll change plans.
Let's forget about sci-fi and make a romance movie.
A movie about an innocent love.
Nice!
Kio-san!
Let's make some innocent love!
W-Wait, Eris!
Let's reproduce!
What are you doing, Kakazu-kun?
I'm not doing anything!
They're completely into their roles!
But, this doesn't look innocent.
Help me!
This is...
...a virtual room?
Yeah, it's a room that simulates experiences.
We can turn this place into anything we want.
Almost everything will seem realistic.
So, I can practice cooking without wasting ingredients.
After we turn 16, we also come here periodically.
Periodically?
We have mating seasons. When we don't have partners, we have to satisfy our sexual desires here.
Satisfy your sexual desires?
Do you mean...
Want to try?
I know!
I'll put Kiocchi's data into your partners.
That's the kind of guy you like, right?
No, just tell us how to use it normally!
You don't have to be so reserved.
He'll make you feel great.
No, thank you!
A generic kitchen on Earth.
Can I also have the basic ingredients and seasonings for everyday use?
Wow, they look so real!
Right, and someone who could taste test for me.
Let's see...
Someone like... Kakazu-kun.
Correction: not someone like him, but Kakazu-kun himself.
This is awesome!
Can I use anything here?
I'd want something super rare.
Can I get an M-134 mini-gun?
It really worked!
Here we go!
It's heavy.
I can't do it by myself.
I know, get Kiocchi.
Can you lift that up?
Don't ask the impossible.
I can't lift something that looks so heavy.
Wow, you're exactly the same.
I wonder how real this is...
How are you feeling lately?
How?
I feel normal.
Sounds like Kio.
Well then, what do you think of Eris?
What does it matter?
Why are you asking me?
His replies are the same.
Cut out his inhibitions, and make him answer honestly.
Eris...
she has large breasts.
You still make me mad!
What do you think about Aoi?
She's cute.
Yeah, of course. She's cute.
I also feel sorry for her.
Futaba-san used to be alone all the time, avoiding people.
I guess she didn't have a choice, with her job.
But, she likes watching movies, and we have similar tastes.
I thought that we could be good friends.
I see.
You're always so...
...nosy. Or just too honest.
What about me?
What do you really think of me?
Manami-chan, you're a gun maniac who's violent, loud, and manly.
You're a wild tomboy.
Sorry about that!
But...
I've always admired you.
You're honest with yourself, bright, and athletic.
I liked that about you.
But I was really shy and couldn't bring myself to talk to you.
Kio...
One day, I accidentally heard you talking happily on the phone with someone named Jack.
I thought Jack was a man, so I figured you already had a boyfriend.
When I thought about that, my chest got lighter...
What the hell?
...and I didn't need to worry about a lot of things, so...
What the hell?
...I could talk with you more casually.
What the hell's with that?
Looking back on it now, I thought that I got dumped.
What the hell are you saying?
I had to give up on you.
Stop saying that!
Then, what?
Are you saying that it's my fault?
You acting like you felt nothing for me was all my fault?
It's because I was making contacts with the CIA?
It's because I couldn't be honest with my feelings and was behaving like a guy?
It's because I didn't tell you that I liked you?
It's... It's all my fault?
No, it's not your fault.
It's my fault for not telling you how I felt.
No... No! No! No!
You're lying!
Don't belittle me!
Don't start with that!
Don't blame everything on yourself!
Stop acting like a saint!
You can't be responsible for everything that's happened!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Manami-chan.
We need a break from time to time.
We'd probably die if we just studied all the time.
Wait up!
You're going too fast!
You're so pathetic. Aren't you a man?
Well...
You're a girl, so shouldn't you be more...
What, you wanna start?
Loser pays for the food.
Wait, Manami-chan!
You're ten years too early to talk back to me, Kio!
You used to be so weak, a crybaby, a midget...
Before I knew it, you had grown taller and ridden past me.
Wait! Don't leave me behind!
Are you all right, Manami-chan?
Yeah.
Your watch has a scratch now.
Yeah.
Wasn't it new?
Yeah.
That's a shame.
Kio.
Yeah?
You won't leave me, right?
Huh? What are you saying?
No, never mind.
You're so weird.
Wow, did you cook this?
Yeah, can you try it?
Sure. Here I go!
What do you think?
It's... unique.
In the virtual room, Kakazu-kun said he liked this recipe.
Oh, but that wasn't real.
Your ideal Kiocchi said that it was good since that's what you ideally wanted him to say.
That didn't mean the real one would actually like it, though.
But...
Then...
What he said earlier was just my...
But...
Hey, where's Eris anyway?
She got called up.
Do I really need to take these?
Given the trouble that was caused in the last incident,
and the failures that were made in the missions afterwards,
we will nullify Eris' mating season this year.
Captain Kuune...
Well, I can't help you there.
Now then, just give in and take the pills.
Farewell, my first mating season.
Please wait for me until my next one, Kio-san!
tonaride waratteru soredake ja damemitai
隣で笑ってる それだけじゃダメみたい
I'm laughing next to you, that alone doesn't seem to be enough.
urumu kaze no youni furete mitai noni
潤む風のように 触れてみたいのに
Like the moist wind, I want to touch you.
kiyoku no mori kara nukedasenai omoi tachi
記憶の森から 抜け出せない想いたち
From the forest of memories, the inextricable desires
kawaranai kyori, wo egaite yuku dake ne
変わらない距離を 描いてゆくだけね
are only drawing a picture of our unchanging distance.
michi te wakakeru mujun ni torawareta mirai
満ちては欠ける 矛盾に捕われた未来
We lack completion, in the contradiction lies the captured future.
ichinuka nakya
撃ち抜かなきゃ
Without shooting them out!
kimi no koto wo omou tabi ni
君の事を想うたびに
I'm on a journey to understand you,
omoide ga jyama wo suru
想い出がジャマをする
the memories are bothering me.
daremo shiranai watashi wo sotto
誰も知らない私をそっと
Without knowing, I gently
todoketai noni
届けたいのに
want to deliver!
sunao ni natte ai ni yukuyo
素直になって会いに行くよ
I'm going to meet you!
The beach is white like coral!
The sun is out and picture-perfect.
Micro-bikinis and thongs!
Shall I guess what swimsuit you had on yesterday?
Next time!
I have come to swim.
Next Time
I have come to swim
I'm coming over to play with you!
See you again!